- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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