Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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