- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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