What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Chicken

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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