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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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