- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

I named my son ps2 controller

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

You having friends.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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