Your sex life.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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test test

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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