Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Poop

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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