- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

800 people died last year. end of story

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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