How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

LO AND BEHOLD!

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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