- Anti Joke

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mum

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Equal rights!

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.