Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

were at work systems r down

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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