Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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