- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

oh hey.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

whats chinese noodles

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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