Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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