What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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