- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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