Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Pickles are moist.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Penis

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Anti Joke

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