What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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feminism

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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