- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

where is the world?

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

No soap radio

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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