Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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