- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

poopy is poopy

Jersey Shore.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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