Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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