The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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