- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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