Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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