- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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