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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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