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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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