- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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