- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Your mom is so nice.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Logan's gay

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Women's Rights

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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