Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Anti Joke

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