- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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