- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

feminists.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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