Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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SUCK MY NUTS

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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