Immigration Laws

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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