What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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There's a god, just kidding.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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I have a really funny joke.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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