Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Anti Joke

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