- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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