How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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