How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Good job, son.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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hola said the chinese man

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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