- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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