- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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