Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Anti Joke

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