- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

matt has ebola...funny right!?

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