Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Penis

What's big and purple? Barney

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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