when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What is 9+10? 19

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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