- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Guess what? AIDS!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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