What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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knock knock

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Jellybeans

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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