- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

whats 2+2? math.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

TRICERATOPS!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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