- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Well this is pointless.....

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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