- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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