- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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