- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

there once was a black man who played basketball

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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