once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Who wants $300? Me too.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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