lewis=cardiac

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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