- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Terry has ebola

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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