A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Terry has ebola

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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David Cameron

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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