A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Anti Joke

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