- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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