- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Your Mother

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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