- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Hitler and Jews become friends.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

My name is Jeff

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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