What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

White men's rights

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

John Cena

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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