What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Heskey time.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Anti Joke

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