Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

I like touching my boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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