what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Oh s***

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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