- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A van drives into a car.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??