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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Honk if you're Amish!

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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