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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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