I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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