- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

boobs!

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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