- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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