- Anti Joke

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.