Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

I hate blackniggers

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

im telling maguire

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

This is funny.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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