- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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