- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

you dint have to be a jew matt

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

im telling maguire

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

I hate blackniggers

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Want to hear a joke? No.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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