- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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