- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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