Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Women's rights

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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