- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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