- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Pickle

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Hello

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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