- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

AIDS.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??