What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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