- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Dumbledore dies.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Grace Ackerson

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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