What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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mexicans fishing

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Who invented apple? God

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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ask me if im a door yes

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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