- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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