- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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