- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

An Aisian failed a test

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A gay man watches football.

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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