- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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