Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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