- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Caolan and Eamon

[Set up] [No punch line]

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

think twice or at least think

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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