Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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