Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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