- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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