- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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