- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Matt is a Duster!

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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