- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

dry handjob

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did death say to life? Go die

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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