what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Raveena Thandhan

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Your existance.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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