A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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womens rights.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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