- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

baloney sandwich

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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