theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A man penetrates another man.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

this website even though its hilarious.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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