- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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