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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

osama bin laden is dead

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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