Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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a irish man walks past a bar

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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