Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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How High is a Chinese man

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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