- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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