One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Get it? More.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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