Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

N-E Pats never cheated

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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