The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What's one plus one? two.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Skinny people fart less.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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