- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Poop

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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