How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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