Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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