I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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