- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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