Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Everybody will die

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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