I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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what goes boo a sock

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What is 9+10? 19

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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