- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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