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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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