- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What is 9+10? 19

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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