- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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