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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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