what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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homosexuals are gay

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Anti Joke

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